Love SMS, Lovely SMS to your beloved
Category: Naughty SMS
Bra panties
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Are you free tonight?
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Differnt between pulling a curtain and panty
Wat's the different between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over but when u pull a panty the show begins..
ABBORTION karana padta...(hindi)
Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta...
Response during sex:
Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.
Whore: Come on finish it now.
Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.
Wife: Ceiling needs painting !
A Birth Control pill !
A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed.
The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found... A Birth Control pill !
Why can't anybody satisfy a Woman Completely
Why can't anybody satisfy a Woman Completely?
Because nobody has a D*** made of Gold,
Decorated with Diamonds & which Ejaculates Cash!
6 goli Hi to hoti hai
Gabbar: Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai?
Gabbar: Admi 3 aur goliyan 6… bahut nainsafi hai.
Samba: Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai!
3 parts of my heart
I have 3 parts of my heart,
1st 4 my Allah,
2nd 4 my Family,
3rd 4 myFriends.
But no part 4 u,
Becoz,
U - R - My - Heart
A candle may melt
A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.
Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya
hum to unki yadon mein hi jee laitay,
magar unhone to yaadon mein hi ZEHER mila diya
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