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Sardar Suicide

sardarji is walking

Sardar changing battery

Sardar and teacher

3 sardar after exam

Sardar ji in Invitions

If 10 people care 4 u

I m feeling so happy

Hope we can be like that

3 parts of my heart

A candle may melt

Ishq ne hume (HINDI)



Sardar Suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?). Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)

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sardarji is walking

sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he might be thinking?? Saala aaj bhi girna padega!!!

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Sardar changing battery


Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

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Sardar and teacher


Teacher to Sardar: is line ki english banao,

usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Sardar: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan?

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi ki hum ne cheating ki hay

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Sardar ji in Invitions

sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne function me red tie pehan kar aana hai.Sardar g function mein paunchay to dekha
k k k k
logon ne pent shirt bhi pehni huyi thi

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If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

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I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

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Hope we can be like that
When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.

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3 parts of my heart

I have 3 parts of my heart,
1st 4 my Allah,
2nd 4 my Family,
3rd 4 myFriends.

But no part 4 u,

Becoz,

U - R - My - Heart

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A candle may melt

A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.

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Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya
hum to unki yadon mein hi jee laitay,
magar unhone to yaadon mein hi ZEHER mila diya

 

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