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Bra pantiesHappy Diwali

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35

No cover on the girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Are you free tonight?
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
I’m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

Differnt between pulling a curtain and panty
Wat’s the different between pulling a curtain and a panty?

ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over
but when u pull a panty the show begins..

ABBORTION karana padta…(hindi)

Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha.
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta…

Response during sex:

Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great.

Whore: Come on finish it now.

Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly.

Wife: Ceiling needs painting !

A Birth Control pill !

A just born baby was laughing hard with its tiny fingers closed.
The confused Pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers & found… A Birth Control pill !

Why can’t anybody satisfy a Woman Completely

Why can’t anybody satisfy a Woman Completely?
Because nobody has a D*** made of Gold,
Decorated with Diamonds & which Ejaculates Cash!

6 goli Hi to hoti hai

Gabbar: Are o Samba kitni goliyan hai?

Gabbar: Admi 3 aur goliyan 6… bahut nainsafi hai.
Samba: Kahe ki nainsafi sardar 3 admiyon ki 6 goli Hi to hoti hai!

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