Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks “kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?” (Why do you take these things with you?). Sardarji replies “Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun” (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)
Mechanic – Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar – Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Sardar: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan?
sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne function me red tie pehan kar aana hai.Sardar g function mein paunchay to dekha
k k k k
logon ne pent shirt bhi pehni huyi thi
I have 3 parts of my heart,
1st 4 my Allah,
2nd 4 my Family,
3rd 4 myFriends.
But no part 4 u,
U – R – My – Heart
A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.