Hindi Urdu SMSHappy New year text, sms

Teacher to Sardar: is line ki english banao,

usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Sardar: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan?

Santa went to see a girl for marriage

Girls Parents decided to let them be alone to talk

Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?

Girl: Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE

 

3 sardar after exam

1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha

main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi ki hum ne cheating ki hay